Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
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How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
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Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
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Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
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