it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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