ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
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You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
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I didn't notice because vodka
I just had a horrible epiphany. I have fucked girls younger than Star Tours
This text was so worth waking up to
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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