I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
Someone shattered a urinal.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
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