she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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