32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
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