It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
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Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
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She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
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