But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I am going to give you the keys to my place
Then I'll give you the keys to my heart
Gag me
you said youd get me home safely, you dropped me off at 9:30 last night and i just woke up on my porch.
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
I just woke up under a kitchen table with my sandals taped to my feet and a corona bottle taped to my hand..
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
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