Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
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