called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
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The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
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Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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