dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
Hey. You dropped and smashed your road beer in my store last night. Again. And this time you didn't even order anything. You just walked in, yelled "SWEDISH STYLE!" Then lost your beer, looked depressed, and left.
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
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