Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
I went to the bathroom like 8 times and each time I looked in the mirror and tried saying "I am sober." I burst out laughing when I got to "so-" every time. If you can't convince yourself, you can't convince anyone else. Fuck it, I'm going upstairs and drinking more.
You make your fellow Jews happy.
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
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