just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
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