none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
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She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
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You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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