Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
The Olympian is in my bed
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
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