God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
That's how pantless uber rides happen
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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