I was so drunk I accidentally put in two tampons.
I tried to talk you out of it. You were worried about alcohol being a blood thinner.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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