420 ftw
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
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