Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
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I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
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Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
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