i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
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