I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
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You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
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I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
I can't trust your balls anymore.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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