Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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