i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
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Woke up to a bouquet of flowers in my toilet bowl. Drunk hubby loves me.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
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Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
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