I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
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