so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
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Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
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I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
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