Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
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You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
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Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
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