I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
whose ass print is on the piano?
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
We need to get me chipped asap
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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