Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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