The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
I'm way too hungover for life right now
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
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