sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
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worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
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I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
i think i just naturally attract stoners
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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