they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
She's the barista slut.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
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