Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
is there any particular reason you took a shit in a zip lock bag and left it in my refrigerator?
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but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
Just drunk tweeted NASA asking them to give me a lift home in one of their spaceships. Fingers crossed
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I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
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