she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
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that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
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I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
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I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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