I feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear.
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
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he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
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we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
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