I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
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I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
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The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
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