Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
of course. lets lasso hookers.
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
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She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
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He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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