this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
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