Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
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Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
For some reason 'start yourself on fire drunk' isn't nearly as funny after last 4th of july..
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
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and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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