Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
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