Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
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