No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
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My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
apparently i'm really good at getting wasted, having sex all night, getting multiple hickeys and oversleeping father's day brunch. this is the third year its happened.
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
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So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
She kept giving the uber driving directions and we all thought they were wrong so we'd send him the other way. Turns out she wasn't guiding us home, but to the half gallon that she hid in the bushes on the way to the bar.