If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
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You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
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Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again