i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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