Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
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Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
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MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
I deserve to be covered in dicks
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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