I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
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It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
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Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
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