yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
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Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
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She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
I wear drunk well.
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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