I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
The dude at Coffee Bean just handed me my tea latte and whispered, "pomegranate blueberry is such a sexy flavor". With a wink. I'm almost certain that there's an STD floating around in my drink.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
Just woke up to Siri reminding me that i need to kill the giant orange spider in my room, because it's sorcery and witchcraft is sacrilegious. Did you give me LSD again!?!??!
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
Randomize
