chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
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handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
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Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
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