That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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