I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
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