My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
I swear to god there was like a 2-second timespan in which he went from laughing to coughing, hiccuping, and subsequently projectile vomiting into the grass. There is literally a line in the grass, about 2 yards long, of his puke. It was more impressive than disgusting to be honest. And then he just shrugged and said "I have no idea where that came from."
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
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