am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
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Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
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Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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