i think my mom watched the whole time
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
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the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
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the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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