Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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