ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand