Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
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I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
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Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.