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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.

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  Man I wish I had been there

  (314): View more from Missouri

  Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.

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• (760): View more from California

  i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped

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• (269): View more from Michigan

  You're having sex and i just smoked and made oatmeal...i'll give you some time to be jealous

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  If you dedicate your next bite to me, I'll dedicate my first orgasm to you.

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• (920): View more from Wisconsin

  Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...

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• (785): View more from Kansas

  He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.

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• (901): View more from Tennessee

  i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.

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• (845): View more from New York

  you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes

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• (252): View more from North Carolina

  We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER

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• (518): View more from New York

  His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?

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• (510): View more from California

  You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.

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• (518): View more from New York

  Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.

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