Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
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You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
I love that my idea of a romantic gesture to you is to send you a picture of my vomit saying "wish you were here". You voluntarily dated me. For six years ish.
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
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I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
Also I can show up hungover, fall asleep at my desk, and smell like a bottle of whiskey, and they still like me more then my shitty co worker
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
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