You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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