So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
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I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
fact: I now appreciate my drunken winter self even more. I just found $20 in my winter coat with a note that says keep yourself warm next winter. I am awesome.
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Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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