I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
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I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
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Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
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